Salt Enthusiast Mugs

'You're right, doc. Looking back, I've always turned to salt.'

Seasoned Traveler

'We're de-salting water?'

"I prefer the Atlantic. It's lower in salt."

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"I think you use too much salt."

Giant slug attacks a city

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Victorian Royal Navy

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Loyd Grossman

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'Wheeee...'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.