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Seasoned Traveler

'We're de-salting water?'

"I prefer the Atlantic. It's lower in salt."

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"I think you use too much salt."

Giant slug attacks a city

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Victorian Royal Navy

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Wheeee...'

"Is this a sex thing?"

Aquaman on motorcycle.

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Hiding the salt mill