Salt-water Aficionado T-Shirts

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Bring your own inflatable.

Artifishial Intelligence

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Giant slug attacks a city

"I think it loves us."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Lifesaver!

A school of fish.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Dolphin

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

Making fun of Starfish.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Freddie's water

Eel-mail

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

Hi Mom!

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'He has high blood pressure. You'll have to keep him in a salt substitute, water tank.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Diver

'Wheeee...'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"