Saltwater Adventurer T-Shirts

Sailing

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Viking Loch Ness

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'