Saltwater Adventurer Gifts

Sailing

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Viking Loch Ness

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Titanic: How's my steering.

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Heads or tails?"