Salt Aficionado T-Shirts

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Flying sauces.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Giant slug attacks a city

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Cannibal recipes.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Roller Coasters

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Source of Information

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'