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Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Fresh pepper?"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Freshly ground pepper?"

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Fresh pepper?"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Cannibal recipes.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

I've changed my mind about the curry!

"Fresh-ground pepper? Counselling?"

"It's all down to turmeric!"

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'