Salt Devotee T-Shirts

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Giant slug attacks a city

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Hiding the salt mill

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'Single or double?'

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'I'm having what he's having.'

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

'Cut way back on grabbing for the gusto, and don't put any salt on it.'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

"India ink, straight."

'We're de-salting water?'

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

'The IV needs salt.'