Salt Devotee Gifts

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Giant slug attacks a city

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'No thanks; can't handle caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, or number six birdshot.'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

Hiding the salt mill

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'Single or double?'

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'I'm having what he's having.'

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'We're de-salting water?'

'Cut way back on grabbing for the gusto, and don't put any salt on it.'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

"India ink, straight."

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."