Salty Skeptic Gifts

The low sodium diet of last resort.'

Giant slug attacks a city

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

Hiding the salt mill

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

Super and Super Duper Vitamins.

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

'We're de-salting water?'

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

'How is it health food prices always make me feel sick as a parrot?'

"I prefer the Atlantic. It's lower in salt."

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

Annoying things about the beach.

"The person who gets this job must demonstrate a sincere willingness to go down with the ship."

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

'They must work. I've never had a repeat customer.'

'You need to reduce your iron intake.'