Soda Skeptic Gifts

Coke Dealer

"Diet soda?! Never touch the stuff! It's horrible for your health!"

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"I want proof that I even need that much iron before I go eating all that spinach."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

Energy Drinks

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"It's got lettuce and pickle...why can't we call it a salad."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

"Unsweetened has some sugar, lightly sweetened has a ton of sugar, and fully sweetened will kill you."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."