Salt-free Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

'Cut way back on grabbing for the gusto, and don't put any salt on it.'

Queen of Quinoa

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

Giant slug attacks a city

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Oh, you silly girl, you! Don't tell me you brought home another husband."

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

Work Out.

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Cyclist

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Fat cat running on treadmill.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'