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Hiding the salt mill

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Do you smell something?"

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

GM Crops Genie.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Spy Satellite

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'