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I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Newton's Law and Order.

GM Crops Genie.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Spy Satellite

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'