Collectible Salt Shaker Lover Prints

"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Giant slug attacks a city

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'That's what you get for eating a whole block of salt.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'We're de-salting water?'

Shaker Timeouts

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

It occurred to Norman that he was using far, far too much salt.

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

"I prefer the Atlantic. It's lower in salt."

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

'Okay, let's shake on it.'

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.

Seasoned Traveler

"Salt?"

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

Overpriced gumball machine.