Shaker Enthusiasts Mugs

Shaker Timeouts

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Sidewalk Ballet

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"Here it is - 'Surviving an Earthquake'..."

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

Snail Shoes

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

"Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home."

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'

"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."

"My venom is too slow-acting for my liking: I use a taser instead..."

"For the last time, we don't have a shuffleboard court."