Shake And Stir Enthusiast Mugs

"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

Protein Powder Irony

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

Milkshake Shortage

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'No whey, Jose!'

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

Baroque Dance Studio

the Lesser-known Nogs

How milkshakes are made

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"Shake! Good dog."

Shaker Timeouts

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'Separate bills please.'

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

'Do you have a longer straw?'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!