Shake And Stir Enthusiast Prints

"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'How now, brown cow?'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Protein Powder Irony

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Milkshake Shortage

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'No whey, Jose!'

Shaker Timeouts

Baroque Dance Studio

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"Shake! Good dog."

the Lesser-known Nogs

How milkshakes are made

Shuffle Shame

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'Separate bills please.'

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!