Protein Shake Enthusiast Prints

"Some wildebeest? No, thanks, ... I just had a protein drink."

Protein Powder Irony

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Banana Smoothie

'How now, brown cow?'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Oh you smoothie

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

The Wonder Gym.

Motor-blender.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Fruit Smoothie

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Milkshake Shortage

'Stinkin low carb housing.'

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

"Shake! Good dog."

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Bananas eye the blender