Tradition Shaker Mugs

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

"Guess who brought king cake!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Origins of a family tradition.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

No right to wear white.

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Easter and Passover Island

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

Shaker Timeouts

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

Let the good times roll.

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

Souvenir of Iceland

"Since we're about experiences and not things, I didn't bother with a ring."

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'