Vacation Snapper Gifts

"Not yet, wait until he faints."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

'Wow ... Mother Nature is almost as good as Instagram.'

A captive bear is very compliant for a photo opportunity.

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

Your Eyesore Here.

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

"All this just to take a selfy!"

Walk-in Bath tub Tropical Fantasy

#Elfies

"It's a smart watch."

No Flash Photography of Meals

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

Let's put selfies on Facebook to commemorate our date! Sorry, but Facebook strictly prohibits posting images of a crime.

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

Seaside Selfie Stick

"Smile!"

"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."

End of Vacation Sally

'The nap is left to right just short of the fairy castle.'

Alien Abduction Site

Welcome Narcissists

"Is everything OK? You haven't photographed your food."