Vacation Photographer Gifts

A captive bear is very compliant for a photo opportunity.

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bad fake tan day.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Sunbathers.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Candid Camera store.

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Get out of my face!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"...and this is one of us on the beach."