Vacation Photographer Prints

A captive bear is very compliant for a photo opportunity.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Bad fake tan day.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Candid Camera store.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Get out of my face!"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

"I only need shade for my wine."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.