Landscape Watching Pillows

Sunrise with trademark.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Hither and Yon sign

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Motor Tourism

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

The Adventures of God

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Valet park only"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Nature Lovers

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Rating the Sunset

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Set already!"

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"