Landscape Gaze Enthusiast Pillows

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Motor Tourism

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Set already!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

J. M. W. Turner

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

The painting Painter

Artist paints an artist.

Meanwhile...in Albania

"Well, the drought is over."

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'