Comedic Cartographer Mugs

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Lost World: You are Here

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

Can I have a look at the map?

'This is you, enlarged.'

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Lost