Cosmos And Cash Cartographer Gifts

'Incredibly, my research shows that the universe is expanding at precisely the same rate as the US budget deficit.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Lost World: You are Here

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

The Big Tipper

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Can I have a look at the map?

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Smart Bomb.

Lost

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."