Cosmos And Cash Cartographer Mugs

'Incredibly, my research shows that the universe is expanding at precisely the same rate as the US budget deficit.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Big Tipper

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

My central park

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Smart Bomb.

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Lost

California Beverages Map