Speedy Heaven Navigator Gifts

A man gets through the pearly gates with an E-Z Pass.

Airlines

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

Surfing alien.

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

SOE (South Of Earth)

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Arrow Church

Yahweh/Your Way

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

The Paranormal Society...

Heavenly Ships

"Stacy, Tom thinks you've been acting distance since you became a flight attendant."