Success Navigator Gifts

'I'll tell you what put me where I am today, Wilson, diligence, perseverance, hard work, and a grub stake of eight million my father left me.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"I am not asking for directions."

Opening the door to new customers

Between Offices

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Better times ahead.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"