Success Navigator Mugs

'I'll tell you what put me where I am today, Wilson, diligence, perseverance, hard work, and a grub stake of eight million my father left me.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Opening the door to new customers

"I am not asking for directions."

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Between Offices

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Better times ahead.

Battery Lighthouse

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"