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"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

The ambush.

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Fishing for Peace.

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

'Your father had a big mouth, too.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

Fishing for rats.

"Sandpipers."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'This is a very popular school catchment area.'

Dolphin Safe Tuna - It's a consumer comfort to know that no smart fish were harmed in the slaughter of the dumb fish

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'

'Catching flying fish!'

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?