Contemplative Fisherman T-Shirts

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"I won't ask you what you're using for bait . . . what are you using for a line."

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

Anglers' shop notice - Gone for a bite.

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

"I don't know why they don't privatise the tax office and blame the private sector for its existence."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

Alien fishing from his flying saucer.

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

'Catching flying fish!'

'It says,'If you are not 100% satisfied with this lure, may God grant you the wisdom to accept the things you cannot change.''

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

The Fisher

"Why is it. . . that the electorate's forethought is a politician's hindsight?"

'I might be having a day off...but my copyright is still working.'

Buddha Fishing

'Just my luck. I had about a dozen new lures I wanted to try.'

"Daddy is making sense of things."