Naval Camaraderie Gifts

A cruise of captains

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Admiral in the bath.

Battleship Bingo Night.

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

'Promise you won't spend my share on a nuclear submarine.'

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Seagull humour.

'.and you will be promoted to Regimental Sergeant Major...'

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

'Martha, my battleship sank.'