Naval Camaraderie Gifts

A cruise of captains

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Admiral in the bath.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Australian Submarine Controversy

'Promise you won't spend my share on a nuclear submarine.'

Seagull humour.

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

'.and you will be promoted to Regimental Sergeant Major...'

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.