Naval Buddy Gifts

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

Piracy on a boating lake

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

COWMIKAZES

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Sub Editor

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Your Country Needs MOO!

Admiral in the bath.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Horatio Nelson

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'You didn't like ice fishing either! There's no way of satisfying you!'

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

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