Naval Buddy Gifts

'I think you are taking this Boatswain's mate thing a bit too seriously sailor!'

Piracy on a boating lake

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

Sub Editor

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

Admiral in the bath.

Your Country Needs MOO!

Horatio Nelson

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'You didn't like ice fishing either! There's no way of satisfying you!'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"I'll make a deal with you! If you stop singing Row, Row, Row Your Boat, I'll help you finish your requirements!"

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

"Oh come on, rejoin the party. After all, no man is an isl –"

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."