Lost Ball Expert Gifts

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

Working hours.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I installed a cam in my luggage to see if it's having a better vacation than I am."

"There's always a position for a specialist."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Bureau of Missing Persons

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

'Well it didn't get up and walk away by itself.'

"I can't find my stupid phone, so leave a message..."

'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'

Demolition Crew

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

"I'm prescribing you two metres of bubble wrap three times a day."

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

'Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!'

"That's my comb...result."

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

The Lost Golf Ball

'Your Father and I like your new friends, Tim. We just don't want you to end up in the gutter.'

'Your luggage is still missing but we've found a stray sock that might be yours.'

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

A Woman's Touch

'A pair of contact lenses?'