Lost Ball Rescuer Gifts

Hand of God points out lost golf ball.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'What's wrong with you?'

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

'The cards say 'buy' but the tea leaves say 'sell'.'

'If you ignore her long enough she will bring the ball herself.'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"So THIS is where all the lost remote controls end up..!"

Football Deity.

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'Next time, can we get a dog or cat?'

'Yes, Mr. Payton, I told everyone to bring a ball to class. But did I really need to go into specific detail?'

"Kfetch!"

'Give a man a ball, and he golfs for a day, Teach a man to scoop a ball and he golfs for a lifetime,'

'See this advert? lost.. one little white ball!'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

"Hello 911? Yes it is an emergency. It's my ball. It's gone right under the sofa."

Football Time

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

"Actually the human body is 60% skinny latte and 40% anxiety."

The Lost Golf Ball

'Notice, no picking up lost golf balls until they have stopped rolling.'

"A ship!"

'I had possession of the ball more than any other player. . . Yeah, it's my ball.'

"After I find where you put my balls, I will destroy you."

"It's white, sort of crinkly, round looking and about this big..."

'Take cover! Ernie's gone ballistic!'

'How did the round go?' - 'Very well. I've even got one ball left .'