Golf Ball Rescuer Gifts

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Using Science In Fashion Design

A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

Golf Balls $1 Vending Machine

A ball's best case scenario.

The 19th hole

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

A goose loose on the golf course.

How to tell you're playing a low budget golf course.

'The groom picked the right day to chicken out!'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

'We set this thing on golfball-sized and we'll be millionaires in no time.'

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

'Go get help!'

Golfer accidentally causes a plane crash.

"It's white, sort of crinkly, round looking and about this big..."

'I told you this was a rough hole!'

'Did you find your ball?'

Specialized Clubs