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'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

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A superhero rides an invisible golf cart.

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

Golf Balls $1 Vending Machine

The 19th hole

A ball's best case scenario.

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

A goose loose on the golf course.

'The groom picked the right day to chicken out!'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

'Go get help!'

Golfer accidentally causes a plane crash.

"It's white, sort of crinkly, round looking and about this big..."

Common golf problems. Butcher - slice, Pirate - hook.

'I told you this was a rough hole!'

'Did you find your ball?'

Specialized Clubs