Golf Ball Decorator T-Shirts

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Home depot."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Happy Turkey Day!

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Mice Cream

Stuffing the turkey.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Christmas tree exchange

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Christmas Trees for Sale. Sure, it's cold out, but soon we'll have indoor plumbing!

The Masters.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Safe Christmas.

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

Cat in a Christmas tree.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Jumble Sale

"Trick or treat?"

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

'You can rely on Bryan to keep Christ in Christmas.'

Christmas Dwarves

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

A topiary doghouse

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'