Classroom Decorator T-Shirts

"It's Valentine's Day, Miss Hanover. May we dot our i's with little hearts?"

"Looks like a single rose ain't gonna cut it this year."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Resourceful toddler

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Apricots

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Preparing for a new arrival

Baby face

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Global Education

Football Delivery

'I still say out company philosophy is too family friendly!'

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Mobile.