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Ms. Hudson had noticed a sharp decline in misbehavior ever since the rear-view mirrors were installed.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

The History Teacher

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"Love your feng shui!"

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

Global Education

Smirking or Non-smirking

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

Football addict

Beginning of the school year

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

School boy

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

"Looks like a single rose ain't gonna cut it this year."

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

'To maximize classroom instruction, the feng shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.'

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'