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I brought two #1 pencils.
This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.
'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'
'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'
"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"
Computer Class.
"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."
"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."
it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.
'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'
Every class has one. . .
'I didn't do the problem because you didn't say 'please.''
'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'
'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'
Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'
Education Guidance
'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'
'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'
Young Stephen King
'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'
'Yes, that person there...'
Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'
'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'
'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'
'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'
"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"
'Why are 'N' and 'O' always together?'
"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."
"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."
'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'
"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."
Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.
"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."
"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."
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