Classroom Cut-up Pillows

I brought two #1 pencils.

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Computer Class.

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Every class has one. . .

'I didn't do the problem because you didn't say 'please.''

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Education Guidance

Young Stephen King

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

'Yes, that person there...'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

"How was first grade? I don't know yet. I spent all day in the Principal's office."

'Why are 'N' and 'O' always together?'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'