Classroom Makeover Pillows

Ms. Hudson had noticed a sharp decline in misbehavior ever since the rear-view mirrors were installed.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"Love your feng shui!"

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

The History Teacher

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

Global Education

Smirking or Non-smirking

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

Football addict

"Mom, no more apples for teacher. It looks like bribery."

Beginning of the school year

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

School boy

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

"Looks like a single rose ain't gonna cut it this year."

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

'I look forward to my first year as a teacher. I wrote lesson plans, attended in-service workshops, and decorated my classroom. Preparation is half the victory. It's the other half that scares me.'

"All I wanted was a simple plant, but it just kept on growing."

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

'To maximize classroom instruction, the feng shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.'

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

I brought two #1 pencils.