Classroom Chaos Survivor Pillows

"Daniel Mitchell bit me. Does our dental plan cover that?"

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Computer Class.

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

It could be worse -- there could be 35 teachers for every student

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

'Why? The year just started! She's not in any trouble. . . Ok. . . yet.'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

Announcement over school PA: 'We're going to begin this week with an all-school search for Mr. Ridley - last Friday's substitute teacher.'

"It's a note from Eddie's teacher. It seems he's stretched his imagination past the end of her rope."

'I did have an eventful day at school, but nothing, in my opinion, to write home about.'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

We must stand up..against incompetence

"Second grade, second grade, second grade, my teacher wants me to repeat second grade!"

'Well if you don't want to see me in here anymore, then tell the teachers to stop picking on my bad behaviour!'

'Ok, who threw that?'

'Since I put you on report Tuesday, Simkins, I've collected this lot!'

'Topping it all off, parents now want us to see if we can bring in UN Peace Keepers.'

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

History Class Moved to Room 318. The class relocated because of this mess. The pipe breaking was a "history changing" event.

'If this is my final mark, I have no choice but to go to mediation.'

"Every day it's the same. My class starts out as Sesame Street and ends up as Jerry Springer."

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

'It was animal day at school...I had a dog, Merry had a cat, Robert had a tarantula, and the teacher had a cow.'

"I think Mr. Jackson is dismissing the class!"

"This is going to be a fun year."

'After the revolution' (small people get small schoolbags).

"He's given up finding any more savings from the schools budget. . ."