Schoolroom Survivor Pillows

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

'Let's put it this way Tommy, if we could go below F minus you would be forging new territory!'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

I'm doing poorly, but that's without performance enhancing drugs.

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Straying from the subject, Danny, is not distance learning.'

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."