Child's Room Makeover T-Shirts

"Firm yet comfortable, with 420 individual spring posture coils to enhance support. Perfect for hiding under."

Let's get organized

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

If you're happy and you know it...

The bluebird of happiness couldn't make it. I'm the finch of eh, I can't complain.

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Football Delivery

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"I've changed my mind"

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Football addict

The trouble with memory foam beds.

"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."

Memory Foam Mattress.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Billy's clean room.

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

And it stores easily under your bed...

"It's just now starting to get comfortable. Why would I want to buy a new chair?"

"Anything?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"What do you mean, you don't like your new bedroom?"

The benefits of decorating

'I'm looking for a coffee table to match this book.'

"The place was in need of a woman's touch – and so was Bob."

Take a look at those old fashioned legs, fat arms and wobbly back.