Classroom Decorator Gifts

"It's Valentine's Day, Miss Hanover. May we dot our i's with little hearts?"

"Looks like a single rose ain't gonna cut it this year."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Resourceful toddler

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Apricots

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Preparing for a new arrival

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Baby face

'I just couldn't think of the word poultry.'

'I still say out company philosophy is too family friendly!'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Mobile.

Football Delivery

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Global Education

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'