Teacher's Desk Decorator Gifts

'This book report is poorly written. Add some color and clip art, then resubmit it.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'I've had that sign on the desk for 30 years, waiting for the bucks to roll in, but I'm as broke as ever.'

Big desks take time.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'Where does it hurt?'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"I remember when this was all offices."

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'This better be important.'

Football Delivery

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

A man works in a snow globe.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."